If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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