I'm going to rape someone's good day.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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