is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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