remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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