What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Hippo gnu deer
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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