I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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