they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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