yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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