This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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