And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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