I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
