how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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