sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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