Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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