FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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