You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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