did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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