Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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