my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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