Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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