google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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