we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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