Will you blow on my dice?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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