508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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