I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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