I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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