I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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