I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We have started to decorate penises.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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