: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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