I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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