you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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