Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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