is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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