what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
