we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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