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That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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