Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
