why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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