you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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