508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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