Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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