Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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