I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
