oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You were trust falling into bushes
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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