he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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