I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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