Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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