just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
