I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
