It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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