I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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