is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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