It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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