My friends, they love my intelligence
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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