You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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