Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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