Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
